Listen up, because you/bro/dude gotta get this straight. Whenever someone tries to pull/spin/twist your leg with some bogus info, just shoot/tell/lay down the hammer. Like/For instance/Say for example, if they try to claim/say/argue that the earth is flat? You gotta drop/hit/slam the truth bomb on them like: "The earth is a sphere/globe/round thing, bro! Get with the program/times/facts"
- Seriously
- Don't/Ever/Never let anyone pull/fool/trick you with their lies/BS/bull.
- Knowledge is power/key/the bomb, so stay woke/informed/in the loop.
Totally You're Seriously Old History Now
Dude, remember when you were like, the King/Queen/Boss of the Scene/Hangout/Crew? Those days are Gone/Over/Kaput, Bro/Girlfriend/Fam. Seriously, you're more Retro than a dial-up Connection/Modem/Phone. It's like, you're practically part of the Stone Age/Caveman Era/Jurassic Period.
Just kidding! (kind of) But really, things change fast these days. What was Cool/Rad/Dope yesterday is totally Lame/Busted/Tragic today.
You gotta keep up with the times, or you'll be left in the Dust/Shadows/Past.
Honestly Cancel Culture Is Overrated ✌️
Cancel culture has become totally blown out of proportion. Like, come on, people lose their minds over the silliest things. It's like {everyone's a fragile snowflake who can't deal with a little bit of criticism. Give me a pause! {People need to chill out and learn how to just let it go.
We're, not like being silenced every day. It is just a big ol' get more info hype machine. Plus, everyone makes mistakes. We should give people a second chance instead of trying to destroy their lives! ✌️
Ultimate Aksually Guide to Being Right (All The Time)
Yo, fam! Ever get like you're the only one who knows what's up? Like everyone else is just lost the big picture? Well, take your thinking caps, 'cause this guide is gonna amplify your game. We're talkin' about becoming a certified know-it-all, slaying every argument and leaving your opponents in the dust. It's time to rule the world with your superior intellect!
- First, master the art of logic. Those idiots rely on emotions, but you're gonna be a beacon of truth.
- Second, learn to speak your thoughts with the confidence of a champion. Use big copyright, throw in some technical terms, and don't be afraid to correct those peasants who dare to doubt you.
- Finally, always remember: holding the higher ground is everything.
I Know What You Mean, Aksually... *Explains Entirely Different Thing*
It's a truly classic internet trope that we all know and love. Someone makes a point, and then another person chimes in with "Aksually," proceeding to explain an entirely divergent topic. Sometimes it's just plain confusing, but one thing's for sure: it's a masterclass of how communication can go south.
It usually involves a passionate individual who feels the need to educate on others, even when it's completely unnecessary. The irony is that these individuals often fail to understand the original statement.
It's a neverending saga that we can all relate to. Next time you find yourself caught in this debate disaster, remember: sometimes it's best to just roll your eyes.
When Did "Aksually" Go Out of Style?|
It all started innocently enough. Back in around 2008, "aksualmente," that hilariously mangled rendition of "actually," was an absolute banger. Kids were {slinging it aroundwith reckless abandon and parents were scratching their heads, wondering how this linguistic abomination became a thing.
- Fast forward to
After a while, things started changing. The novelty wore off, maybe the joke became too overused, or perhaps the internet just had its fill of this linguistic anomaly.
The reason remains unclear. is that by the end of the decade, "aksualmente" was officially outdated. Today, it resides mostly in dusty meme archives. A sad tale for a once-beloved phrase.
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